Fake-adult

For people with personality issues

Sarcastic graphic tees for the chronically unimpressed, mildly chaotic, and extremely well-dressed.

Deadpan one-liners, oddly specific energy, and tees that do the talking for you.

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Comfort Colors 1717. Heavy enough to survive your bad decisions, soft enough to nap in after.

Broken in from day one, so at least something in your life is.

Room for snacks, emotional baggage, or both.

For people who need coffee before they can be disappointed in you. Sweatshirts too, for when the disappointment gets chilly.

Fake-adult is a humor-led tee shop for people who cope with jokes, communicate in side-eyes, and want clothes with actual personality.